March 05, 2010

Spring is Nearby





Hello my Dearest Ones,

I hope you are enjoying warmer weather over yonder. It has been warming up around here too. The roads are mucky here and dry there. Going to town with big clunky boots looks hilarious so will have to dig in my shoe box for my walking shoes. Proper footwear is important these days since I broke my toes (a while ago) and they haven't been the same since.

I can't decide if I should pack my longjohns and sweaters yet since the temperature hasn't been steady. Last week we had a cold snap and now it is warm. It's probably best if I just wait till the snow all melts? we still have about a foot of snow in the deeper forest.

One thing I do want to do before the snow melts is take photographs of various paw prints from the wildlife that wanders nearby. I refuse to venture far from the community since there have been wolves around - also, I think the bears be awakening from hibernation soon?!

I was in a discussion about the Seal pup hunt. That is one industry that I am not fond of at all that I wish would end. I find it a heartbreaking practice amongst a few other thoughts that I won't say. There are other ways to make money and killing such a beautiful and helpless lifeform as a Seal pup is not one nor should be allowed, least in my opinion. I won't say anymore about that now, might get in trouble.

Anyways, I know you can't stay too long, so will leave a few chuckles, hope you enjoy them, --> Jokes, Brain Work and Tongue Twister

Q:What did one eye say to the other eye?
A:Between you and me something smells.

Q:Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A:To see a butterfly.

Q:How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A:Buy a deck of cards.

i) A barrel of water weighs 50 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 35 pounds? (Answer at end)

ii) A clerk in the butcher shop is 6'' tall.
Can you guess what he weighs? (Answer at end)

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"


I send my prayers that you take care and stay safe.

xoxoxoxo

i) A hole
ii) He weighs meat
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